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British boy:
You look beautiful today love.
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American boy:
Yo ass is kickin
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
lolsofunny:

(via rosiedoll)
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Me:
Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
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Parents:
Ok, cool.
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Me:
Your luggage is outside
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